By The fact that this is a wedding video is a tragedy. What a bridesmaid, what a groomsman, what a dress, what an amazing speech, what a horrible dress…it’s sad to watch a wedding in the same way you watch a funeral. But you know what? At least there’s a happy ending to be sure.
Like most weddings, there is happy ending. But I’m also glad it wasn’t a wedding like the one below.
One wedding that I wish were sadder was one that did not end happily. The wedding below is one of those wedding’s that makes me wish I had a camera in this video. I still cant get over that smiley face.
The wedding below is one of those weddings that makes me wish I had a camera in this video. I still cant get over that smiley face.
In case you didn’t know, the wedding above was a wedding that I wish were sadder. And I mean that in the best way possible. It was a sad wedding, not just because its an awkward wedding, but because this couple, which I will not name, are so in love, they had to use a surrogate to help the mother-daughter pair get their first dance together.
This wedding wasn’t just awkward, it just was. The couple was so in love and it was a sad situation that they had to resort to some weird shit to get their first dance together.
In case you were wondering, the surrogate is a boy named Matt. To make a long story short, the guy who lives in the house that this couple are married to is having his wife use Matt as a go between to get their first dance together. Since Matt is married to the mother-daughter pair, he is allowed to do anything he wants with the mother-daughter pair, including killing them. Also, the mother-daughter pair are the only ones allowed to touch Matt.
I think this is probably my favorite part because it’s the kind of shit that makes you feel like someone is out to get you, but at the same time it’s also kind of funny and awkward. Also, to think this shit is actually funny is to me the best part.
I can’t say that I laughed a lot during the dance, but I did laugh out loud a few times. It’s not really that funny though, but it will have to do for now. The worst part of this wedding is that the father of the bride, Matt’s brother, is in attendance.
The awkward part is the fact that Matts brother is actually the best man. The bride just doesn’t have the heart to walk down the aisle, but it is Matts brother who has the gall to walk down the aisle. I think its safe to say that Matts brother, who is a very handsome guy, knows who he is, but all he knows about being the best man is that he is the last of the old guard.
